ShopLyfter - Molten Figure Light-Haired Gets Perceived Up And Dicked Down
Case #7492305 – April 10th, nine:43 AM. Suspect is a youthfull, milky adolescent gal with blondie hair. She has been apprehended after a latest spike in criminal act in the shop. Though, when the suspect is detained, it is exposed that she is the bosses daughter-in-law. After some empty threats to the Loss Prevention Officers job security, decent disciplinary act is taken. The rest of this case is classified. Evidence logged on April 10th, 2019.