When your working at the XXXPAWNSHOP, from time to time you get a tiny surprise that you never watch coming. This lil' NAVAJO NYMPH ambled into my store looking to sell her EXBOYFRIENDS gun. She told me her name was SAMANTHA and that she was DESPERATE for MONEY to get away from her psycho ex. Samantha told me he was a gun collector and one of those survivalist types, so that got me jumpy and asked her to conduct our XXXPAWNSHOP biz in the back. Where there were no window and I had a opportunity to check out her supreme diminutive SIOUX figure. She dreamed to sell me this run of the mill shotgun for nine bills! I was like slow down here Poka-molten culo. I’ll give you for hundo if you INHALE MY MANSTICK and let me PUMMEL that appetizing WAMPANOAG CABOOSE. I’ll even toss in an additional hundred dollars if she let me FILM her getting pummeled. She truly needed the currency and by the sound of her DESPERATION, she agreed to let me screw my strenuous milky sausage into her cock-squeezing CHINOOK beaver. It was great day over here at the XXXPAWNSHOP. Now I just expect her insane gun totting Ex doesn’t come here looking for her.

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