Tats are magnificent, but not for me. I believe my bod is my temple and you don’t put bumper stickers on muscle trucks, you know what Im sayin’ . Well today this super-cute looking Harlett named Harlow came into the HARD-CORE PAWN STORE, She came in looking to sell her tat gun, because she need to pay her rent and keep her tat biz a float. I asked her where her biz was she told me it was at internal circle. Something about that place seemed acquainted. She had heard about the XXXPAWNSHOP and how rapid and effortless it was to get currency here, so she tried to get top buck for her custom-built tat guns. Like I said I’m not a devotee of tats, but Watching them on Harlow was a handle she had a rocking figure and I knew I had to get to observe more of those things. After looking them once over I gave her a price I knew she wouldn’t like, just so I can snag her and seduce her into my FUCKY-FUCKY DEN. Well Harlow is like a yam-sized fish and like any humungous fish she took the bait, but she struggled the superb struggle. It took a plenty of of persuading to get her to the back bedroom but once i got her back there I knew I had her in my clutches. so to speak. That’s when I pulled my budge I suggested her 200 to witness the rest of her tattoos. Thats when she told me that her LANDLORD attempted to pull the same budge! WTF! THATS MY BUDGE! That’s when I realized why that place was so acquainted. Her landlord was a boy named STEVE, I pounded his wifey a few years back and I guess he was attempting to get vengeance by stealing my nymphs. Well not in the XXXPAWNSHOP homie. I rapidly remembered that STEVE owed me currency so I wouldn’t go out of pocket. So I suggested Harlow 600 to let me screw and BINGO that was the magic number. I got smash Harlow, watch all her tat and got to ink her a bit my self with my exclusive milky ink. Greatest part about it is I didn’t have to go out of pocket to do so. THANKS STEVE.

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