Glance, I can't lie and say I wasn't attracted to Lindsey Cruz. A supreme looking ash-blonde Yankee college girl, she caught my eye, but I'm a pro with a job to do, so I apparently wasn't bashing on her. Even tho' I was keeping it professional, it was still bizarre when Lindsey's bf Parker got into the backseat. What a lump of work this dude was! Just because he had taken an advanced driving course, he kept interrupting. You've heard of a backseat driver? This fellow was attempting to be a backseat professor! Ultimately, I got fed up and cancelled the lesson. I brought them back to the exploring center to reschedule, and got out of the truck. When I came back, Lindsey and Parker were nude, and while she did have a pair of milk cans and a hefty rump, I did not appreciate the muddy state they left the Mean Orange Machine in.

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