"Oh poop, hell no," I said to myself when I spotted Valerie Fox flagging down the Faux Cab while clothed like a superslut. My ex-gf Valerie tends to call me when her prosperous fresh beau isn't paying enough attention to her backdoor. I drove past her, but knew if I didn't go back it would be a headache. Valerie already had a speculum in her bum, the dirty bitch, but I gave her a fatter one, then got into the backseat so she could fellate my stiffy. I toyed with her cootchie and then she gave me a ass job, then we got out of the cab so I could make her sploog. I spanked her enormous milk cans and torn up her until she told me I was hers, then I came all over her face!

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