Howdy studs!! This week, my buddies and I determined to make our way down to the beach. It's the end of October and it's still warm here so we had to take advantage. We dragged my albino camera man into the sun against his will, it was so much joy! As we were all tanning, I saw a fellow. A lovely dude at that! You dudes know what that means! When we were speaking to him, he let it glide that he wished to take us all out to a adorable dinner, which is so saucy. But you know me. Before I let any random dude take me or my chicks out, we need to investigate the pubes! We get the man to take his clothes off for a "beach nutsack" inspection. You should find out if he passes! This gig is supreme, if I say so myself! It’s crammed with sun and joy and puny swimsuits! Love!

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